ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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