If i could tip my vagina, i would.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
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I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
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What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.