# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
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You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
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I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him