Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Randomize