Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
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Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
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My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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