Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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