super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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