She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
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I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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