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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Haym$ered

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  turn off your phone and go to bed

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome

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• (339): View more from Massachusetts

  Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea

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• (214): View more from Texas

  It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls

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  Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter

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• (925): View more from California

  Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.

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  Those were right hand only?

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.

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• (510): View more from California

  But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.

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