Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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