this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis