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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...

  (303): View more from Colorado

  Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today

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• (214): View more from Texas

  How are ur friends?

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  One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car

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• (585): View more from New York

  Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea

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