My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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