I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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