So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
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why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
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I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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