do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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