3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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