I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Randomize
