I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
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riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
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Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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