It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I'm always down for nudity.
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