how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
oh god the rape fog is back!
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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