sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
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Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
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K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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