I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
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I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
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Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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