we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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