No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Less talking, more tequila
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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