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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?

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  Probably

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• (916): View more from California

  That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?

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  One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"

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• (716): View more from New York

  forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.

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