I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
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I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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