How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
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Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
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I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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