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Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
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You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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