I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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