Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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