D3 body, D1 cock
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
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Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
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Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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