I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
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