Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
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Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
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Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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