Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
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she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
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Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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