Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
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