I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
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I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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