I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
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Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
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we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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