Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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