Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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