Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
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No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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