I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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