oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
If that was your dad, he is hot
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
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I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
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Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
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