...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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