Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
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the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
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You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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