so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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