They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
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I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
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Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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