just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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