I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
