my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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