U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
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he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
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I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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