is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
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my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
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Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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