dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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