Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
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