can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
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can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
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Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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