I'm so fucking centered right now
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
That accounts for only three of the penises
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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