In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I believe in your delicious
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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